Sunday, 24 May 2015

GOM Chapter 5: Trivia and fish & chips

Tonight is Trivia Night and no cooking since we eat at the Pub – O'Brion's – my spelling is correct, I jest not!

Since my potential students will be at Trivia I think a little class planning might be prudent – although never a boy scout I like to be prepared. Thoughts so far are:

Mushrooms in Balsamic
Fish Pie (including making a roux and mornay sauce)
Chocolate orange mousse

or

Croque Monsieur
Tarragon chicken
Orange tiramisu

I digress - back to this morning. Shopping trip today, hurray - nothing quite like a spot of retail therapy to gladden a girls heart. Coastal Kitchen a truly wonderful, but expensive, kitchen shop. I've recommended that my friend, who is a keen and competent cook, acquire a potato ricer. A piece of kit that removes lumps from potato and so for posh fish cakes and the like it's invaluable. Whilst there I acquired a new white jacket – a present from my friend who would not let me pay.

From the sublime to the ridiculous, shopping mecca for GOM is “Super Walmart” where I found – in the baby products aisle – Take & Toss – small pots with lids designed for baby food in great colours (or colors if you want americanese) six pots for $3. Perfect for the Chocolate Orange Mousse that may form part of the cookery class – funky individual containers for students to take away and keep. Result.

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Off we set to Trivia, a journey of about 10 minutes. The Pub is in a really attractive area with a few expensive high end shops and cafes. As we swing into what my friend thought was a parking space, albeit a tight one, he “touched” the back of a large Mercedes – as those of us know if we ever “touched” another car, the sound is much worse than any resulting damage. In my friend's defence, along with my husband, they immediately checked both cars for damage, all was fine. Outside the Pub, there are tables and chairs and full of customers. As we crossed the road there were ribald comments from said customers. Another friend had already arrived and secured our Trivia table and along with the rest of the gang we were ready to roll.

That is until, a few minutes later, the main door of the Pub opened and your all American cop entered, sashayed through, saying, “is the owner of BMW registration... here – you've guessed it, our friend's car. He rose to greet the cop who said, so politely, please step outside sir …..

As you can imagine some fairly animated conversation took place between those left behind, thankfully and coincidentally it transpired that the car “touched” belonged to our Trivia friend already inside the pub, who high tailed it (sorry, seemed appropriate) outside to back up our friend. The assembled throng outside had called the police saying our friend was drunk! All ended well and the policeman actually apologised since it was clear to him that no alcohol had been consumed. Don't misunderstand me I applaud and agree with enforcing laws relating to drinking and driving but struggle when clearly by implication we were either all under the influence or guilty by association. In this state it is not against the law to speak or text on a cell phone whilst driving and believe me many drivers do. You couldn't make this stuff up!

Note to self ….. don't ever order fish and chips in an American bar ….. the flounder in a spiced crumb was outstanding, imagine my horror when it was served with an enormous heap of potato crisps. It takes a while to adjust, one has to be specific – whilst I appreciate the cultural differences with lots of different things I find it difficult to grasp why anyone would want to eat a really good piece of fish with a heap of crisps. For those who aren't familiar, in the US what we call crisps are referred to as chips - what we call chips they call fries.

Another quiet day at the office, oh and the class is on.

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