Saturday, 13 May 2017

Is there a teenager in the house?

Do any of the following words describe anyone in your household – feel free to tick as many as apply. Gloomy, sullen, sulky, glum, morose, touchy, grouchy, volatile and my personal favourite – cantankerous!

By accident I recently discovered that my “comfort food pasty” may have healing powers. I digress slightly to explain that when I visit my Sister, I take a pasty for her (minus the onion) ready sliced into portions so that they can go straight into her freezer.

Here's an extract from a text she sent :

Apparently your cheese & onion pasties are incredible!

He (my Nephew) was in a foul mood when I got in from work
so I left him to it. I put a pasty in the oven and hey presto
he became human again!

All you have to do now is bottle it! xxx”


So, the method is as follows :

When your teenager arrives home, grunts and passes through to the black hole (aka bedroom) upstairs turn on the oven to pre-heat. Place the pasty in the oven – let the smell of the pasty warming drift to the black hole. The aroma should be enough to get his or her attention. A call of “food is ready” should be sufficient – serve the pasty – preferably on a plate and watch it disappear – may not be a metamorphosis but the demeanour definitely improves.


It's worth a shot!

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