The thing about pizza …

… is that everyone has their own idea of the perfect pizza and made well it's the best “fast food” whether you prefer a thin, thick or stuffed crust.

Saturday night should be designated “slob night” - by slob I mean lazy – feet up in front of your favourite film at the weekend, so easy, uncomplicated but tasty food is required and I don't mean reaching for your favourite takeaway that I know you have on speed dial!

Those who are kind enough to have been reading my blog for a while will know that my mission is to make your life in the kitchen easy and so am not averse to recommending, for example, using a puff pastry sheet instead of making your own. Why not, when there's a quality product available! Which brings me to pizza bases. They are available in all sorts of guises from ready cooked bases where you add your own pizza toppings – probably more suitable as a Frisbee – to packet mixes and dough mixes and then there's the ready rolled dough i.e. just like a puff pastry sheet but pizza dough in a box.

I'm on a mission, which is to find the most convenient and delicious pizza base – if you like it's a half way house for my Saturday slob, not home-made but freshly baked with a decent product.

Everyone deserves a night off!

You can of course buy a ready-made pizza so there's nothing to do at all. If however you want to build your own and/or give your gang a chance to create a masterpiece then the best place to start is at the beginning and the base, or more accurately, the dough.

I have the answer … The Northern Dough Co. gives you two individually wrapped balls of dough each giving you a 12 inch pizza whether classically flat or folded into a Calzone. The dough is the best texture, not too sticky and after lightly dusting your surface with flour it does exactly what it says on the box – you can roll, push, cajole and persuade into your shape of choice. The dough comes ready frozen so check out your freezer aisle. You can defrost in your fridge and then roll out or you can microwave – whichever method suits you best. It really is divine dough!

Here it is :

The Northern Pizza Dough Co.

A divine dough ball – ta dah!

My favourite style of pizza is a calzone – you know the one I mean, you cover the whole base with sauce then half the base with toppings of your choice and fold it – it always reminds me of an Italian version of a Cornish pasty – which is meant to be a huge compliment to both iconic delicacies!

Here's my own “outside the pizza box” wacky idea.

First things first - a tip - place your base on a mesh pizza mat or a pizza stone if you prefer – before you begin to “build” your pizza. If you don't you'll be very upset when you realise you've got to move your loaded base – too late was the cry - unless of course you're a champion juggler!

My “tomato sauce” is hoi sin and spring onion sauce and for the purpose of this experiment I used a ready made stir fry sauce - spread 2 tablespoons over the base.

I like to keep it simple and choose say three or four toppings and load half the pizza base.

You'll also need one egg, beaten to glaze and help glue the edges of the calzone.

Portabella mushrooms, peeled and finely sliced. I used six or 60/70g.

A handful of torn pieces of Mozzarella cheese – approximately 75g or half a ball.

Finally a sprinkle of pitted black olives, sliced – my handful is about 30g.

Let your inner Jackson Pollock go and create your own masterpiece!

Fold the unfilled half over and twist the edges to seal. Glaze the calzone with the beaten egg and bake in a pre-heated oven 220fan/240c/Gas 9. I baked mine for 12 minutes to suit my taste. Add another couple of minutes if you prefer a darker colour.

This is what I mean :

the divine dough folded then egg washed

the divine dough baked

the Calzone cut in half

Alternatively, you could try adding Quorn pieces (100g) cooked in hoi sin and spring onion sauce – a couple of tablespoons of sauce is fine – 12 minutes cooked ahead and fridged when cool - the pieces continue to marinade.

Don't forget, as before, place your base on a mesh pizza mat or a pizza stone – it will be impossible to move having loaded!

Here are the photos :

Quorn pieces, cooked and left

to marinade

The divine dough on the pizza mesh

The divine dough with sauce

The divine dough – the loading begins -

the Quorn

the sliced mushrooms, the black olives

and the mozzarella

Fold, egg wash and bake as before and you're good to go!

The verdict … I am my own worst critic and I loved it. It was too big for me so I ate half and then wrapped the other in foil and re-heated for supper the following evening – it was excellent.

I know I'm very fond of saying that recipes are only meant to be a guide and so not set in stone – here's another - rules are meant to be broken and one thing is for certain, I'll be repeating my wacky idea and serving it to friends!

Here's the next “takeaway” idea … for those who don't want to be bothered!

There are two of us in this picture – me and my Nephew Lucas, Editor in Chief, IT Guru and a vegan/vegetarian/lactose intolerant. Confession time … and memory lane - I loved the lunch deal they used to serve in Pizza Hut – the salad bar, loads of pizza choices on the hot plate and a couple of pastas too. That memory evokes good pizza … here it is and the good news … it's vegan, a stuffed crust and a very dangerous product!

I give you Chicago Town Tomato Stuffed Crust Takeaway Pizza – Saucy Vegan with Sticky BBQ Jackfruit – not a scrap left – yum!

Here's what it looks like :

This is the best shop bought pizza I've ever

eaten and I'll always have one stashed in my

freezer. There's only one problem … I eat more

than I should!

Then there's the ingenious idea for “little fingers” or for those of us who don't have huge appetites!

Stromboli is a small version of a pizza shaped like a pinwheel and very practical.

Stromboli

400g prepared pizza dough

4 tbsp tomato paste

100g thinly sliced salami

120g baby spinach

100g thinly sliced mozzarella cheese

1 tbsp olive oil

Generous sprinkle of oregano or garlic Italian seasoning

Pre-heat your oven 220fan/200c/Gas 8. Place a large baking tray in the oven.

Place a dampened J cloth on your work surface. Place a piece of baking parchment on top of the cloth – it will stop it sliding – make sure you leave enough to get hold of – you're going to lift it onto the hot baking tray that's in the oven at the moment. Unroll the pizza dough gently on the parchment.

Spread the tomato paste onto the base. Add the slices of salami, followed by the spinach and then the mozzarella and sprinkle with the oregano or garlic Italian seasoning. Roll up the base from the shortest side and brush with the olive oil - make sure it's seam-side down when placed on the tray.

WITH CARE remove the tray from the oven and then carefully lift the parchment and the rolled up pizza onto it. Place back in the oven for 20/25 minutes until golden brown – check at 20 minutes.

When removed from the oven slice into portions to suit and serve.

This pizza is a big hit. Make your own pizza dough or not - choose any of your favourite pizza toppings to create your own Stromboli – it's the fastest pizza you'll ever make and perfect for Saturday night!

Don't get bored with the same old pizza toppings – live dangerously!

What's the worst that can happen?!

Editor's Pick#2: Another Retro Thought – Stromboli

Editor's note: I love this one, and not just because it it's a fun word to say with a very bad Italian-American accent. Who doesn't love pizza, but even better than that pizza in a different way! A quick recipe that can be pulled together in the blink of an eye and guaranteed to have any guest marvelling at your preparedness, just don't tell them you were saving the ingredients for yourself for a treat evening! The toppings can be customised but don't skimp on the seasoning to take this to the next level.

Another retro thought …

and another candidate to dunk in the mayo – Stromboli – it would also be perfect to pop on a buffet table, especially if you've got younger guests – it's just rolled up pizza after all!

Stromboli

400g prepared pizza dough or ready-made base

4 tbsp tomato paste

100g thinly sliced salami

120g baby spinach

100g thinly sliced mozzarella cheese

1 tbsp olive oil

Generous sprinkle of oregano or garlic Italian seasoning

Pre-heat your oven 220fan/200c/Gas 8. Place a large baking tray in the oven.

Place a dampened J cloth on your work surface. Place a piece of baking parchment on top of the cloth – it will stop it sliding – make sure you leave enough to get hold of – you're going to lift it onto the hot baking tray that's in the oven at the moment. Unroll the pizza dough gently on the parchment.

Spread the tomato paste onto the base. Add the slices of salami, followed by the spinach and then the mozzarella and sprinkle with the oregano or garlic Italian seasoning. Roll up the base from the shortest side and brush with the olive oil - make sure it's seam-side down when placed on the tray.

WITH CARE remove the tray from the oven and then carefully lift the parchment and the rolled up pizza onto it. Place back in the oven for 20/25 minutes until golden brown – check at 20 minutes.

When removed from the oven slice into portions to suit and serve.

Choose any of your favourite pizza toppings to create your own Stromboli – the fastest pizza ever.

You'll need an oblong base for the Stromboli – it looks like the biggest sausage roll ever that you'll then slice! I'd suggest Asda's own brand - found in the chiller cabinet - for the prepared pizza dough - £1.00 per 400g pack.

Another perfect emergency item for your freezer stash.

The holidays are short this year – they fall in the middle of the week – however there's a weekend to follow after New Year so still time for a final festive treat or two before reining in the waistline!

The real thing … the pizza

I included the pizza in the Sunday menu because I wanted some feedback on a pizza that I'd actually discovered at my Sister's when I visited recently.

There are two of us in this picture – me and my Nephew Lucas, Editor in Chief, IT Guru and a vegan/vegetarian/lactose intolerant. Confession time … I loved the lunch deal they used to serve in Pizza Hut – the salad bar, loads of pizza choices on the hot plate and a couple of pastas too. That memory evokes good pizza … here it is and the good news … it's vegan, a stuffed crust and a very dangerous product!

I give you Chicago Town Tomato Stuffed Crust Takeaway Pizza – Saucy Vegan with Sticky BBQ Jackfruit – not a scrap left – yum!

Here's what it looks like :

This is the best shop bought pizza I've ever

eaten and I'll always have one stashed in my

freezer. There's only one problem … I eat more

than I should!

Moving on … Monday evening dinner and pie night

Winter menu – the “takeaway” ideas

 the choice is yours!

So many of us love pizza, probably because it's easy but most importantly there's a topping to suit everyone.

My favourite style of pizza is a calzone – you know the one I mean, you cover the whole base with sauce then half the base with toppings of your choice and fold it – it always reminds me of an Italian version of a Cornish pasty – which is meant to be a huge compliment to both iconic delicacies!

You can of course buy a ready-made pizza so there's nothing to do at all. If however you want to build your own and/or give your “bubble” a chance to create a masterpiece then the best place to start is at the beginning and the base, or more accurately, the dough. You can buy a ready-made base if you prefer but I'd definitely recommend you try this method.

I have the answer … The Northern Dough Co. gives you two individually wrapped balls of dough each giving you a 12 inch pizza whether classically flat or folded into a Calzone. The dough is the best texture, not too sticky and after lightly dusting your surface with flour it does exactly what it says on the box – you can roll, push, cajole and persuade into your shape of choice. The dough comes ready frozen so check out your freezer aisle. You can defrost in your fridge and then roll out or you can microwave – whichever method suits you best. It really is divine dough!

Here's my own “outside the pizza box” wacky idea.

First things first - a tip - place your base on a mesh pizza mat or a pizza stone if you prefer – before you begin to “build” your pizza. If you don't you'll be very upset when you realise you've got to move your loaded base – too late was the cry - unless of course you're a champion juggler!

My “tomato sauce” is hoi sin and spring onion sauce and for the purpose of this experiment I used a ready made stir fry sauce - spread 2 tablespoons over the base.

I like to keep it simple and choose say three or four toppings and load half the pizza base.

You'll also need one egg, beaten to glaze and help glue the edges of the calzone.

Portabella mushrooms, peeled and finely sliced. I used six or 60/70g.

A handful of torn pieces of Mozzarella cheese – approximately 75g or half a ball.

Finally a sprinkle of pitted black olives, sliced – my handful is about 30g.

Let your inner Jackson Pollock go and create your own masterpiece!

Fold the unfilled half over and twist the edges to seal. Glaze the calzone with the beaten egg and bake in a pre-heated oven 220fan/240c/Gas 9. I baked mine for 12 minutes to suit my taste. Add another couple of minutes if you prefer a darker colour.

I know I'm very fond of saying that recipes are only meant to be a guide and so not set in stone – here's another - rules are meant to be broken.

Here's the next “takeaway” idea ...

The back catalogue – portable pizza

… for little fingers

This idea fits the bill for the kiddies – it comes from “cicchetti”, the Italian style of tapas and is a small version of a pizza shaped like a pinwheel.

Stromboli

400g prepared pizza dough

4 tbsp tomato paste

100g thinly sliced salami

120g baby spinach

100g thinly sliced mozzarella cheese

1 tbsp olive oil

Generous sprinkle of oregano or garlic Italian seasoning

Pre-heat your oven 220fan/200c/Gas 8. Place a large baking tray in the oven.

Place a dampened J cloth on your work surface. Place a piece of baking parchment on top of the cloth – it will stop it sliding – make sure you leave enough to get hold of – you're going to lift it onto the hot baking tray that's in the oven at the moment. Unroll the pizza dough gently on the parchment.

Spread the tomato paste onto the base. Add the slices of salami, followed by the spinach and then the mozzarella and sprinkle with the oregano or garlic Italian seasoning. Roll up the base from the shortest side and brush with the olive oil - make sure it's seam-side down when placed on the tray.

WITH CARE remove the tray from the oven and then carefully lift the parchment and the rolled up pizza onto it. Place back in the oven for 20/25 minutes until golden brown – check at 20 minutes.

When removed from the oven slice into portions to suit and serve.

This pizza is a big hit. Make your own pizza dough or not - choose any of your favourite pizza toppings to create your own Stromboli – it's the fastest pizza you'll ever make and a great addition to a mezze, thali or, in this case cicchetti – covers all the bases - sorry.

If you buy a ready to use pizza dough bear in mind it needs to be rectangular – to save your legs, especially at the moment – Asda make an excellent product which is found in the chiller, close by the butter.

Coming up – final bits and pieces for your mezze, thali, tapas or cicchetti!

Another retro thought …

and another candidate to dunk in the mayo – Stromboli – it would also be perfect to pop on a buffet table, especially if you've got younger guests – it's just rolled up pizza after all!

Stromboli

400g prepared pizza dough or ready-made base

4 tbsp tomato paste

100g thinly sliced salami

120g baby spinach

100g thinly sliced mozzarella cheese

1 tbsp olive oil

Generous sprinkle of oregano or garlic Italian seasoning

Pre-heat your oven 220fan/200c/Gas 8. Place a large baking tray in the oven.

Place a dampened J cloth on your work surface. Place a piece of baking parchment on top of the cloth – it will stop it sliding – make sure you leave enough to get hold of – you're going to lift it onto the hot baking tray that's in the oven at the moment. Unroll the pizza dough gently on the parchment.

Spread the tomato paste onto the base. Add the slices of salami, followed by the spinach and then the mozzarella and sprinkle with the oregano or garlic Italian seasoning. Roll up the base from the shortest side and brush with the olive oil - make sure it's seam-side down when placed on the tray.

WITH CARE remove the tray from the oven and then carefully lift the parchment and the rolled up pizza onto it. Place back in the oven for 20/25 minutes until golden brown – check at 20 minutes.

When removed from the oven slice into portions to suit and serve.

Choose any of your favourite pizza toppings to create your own Stromboli – the fastest pizza ever.

You'll need an oblong base for the Stromboli – it looks like the biggest sausage roll ever that you'll then slice! I'd suggest Asda's own brand - found in the chiller cabinet - for the prepared pizza dough - £1.00 per 400g pack.

Another perfect emergency item for your freezer stash.

The holidays are short this year – they fall in the middle of the week – however there's a weekend to follow after New Year so still time for a final festive treat or two before reining in the waistline!

The pizza photos completed

the divine dough folded then egg washed

the divine dough baked

the Calzone cut in half

The verdict … I am my own worst critic and I loved it. It was too big for me so I ate half and then wrapped the other in foil and re-heated for supper the following evening – it was excellent.

One thing is for certain, I'll be repeating my wacky idea and serving it to friends – stand by for the brutal truth!

Lets talk about pizza and see the photos!

Quorn pieces, cooked and left

to marinade

The divine dough on the pizza mesh

The divine dough with sauce

The divine dough – the loading begins -

the Quorn

the sliced mushrooms, the black olives

and the mozzarella

There's more ...

A handful of this and a sprinkle of that

I did say I was going to have some fun with flavours and textures I liked – eek.

First things first, place your base on a mesh pizza mat or a pizza stone if you prefer. You'll be very upset when you realise you've not - having loaded your base with ingredients – too late was the cry, unless of course you're a champion juggler! 

My “tomato sauce” is hoi sin and spring onion sauce and for the purpose of this experiment I used a ready made stir fry sauce - spread 2 tablespoons over the base. We'll come to a home made sauce later.

I'd rather choose say three or four toppings and see how it goes and I'm loading half the pizza base. You'll also need one egg, beaten to glaze and help glue the edges of the calzone.

I'm using Quorn pieces which I've cooked from frozen – 100g, cooked in hoi sin and spring onion sauce, a couple of of tablespoons of sauce is fine – 12 minutes cooked ahead and fridged when cool and the pieces continue to marinade.

Next a sprinkle of mini portabella mushrooms, peeled and finely sliced. I used six or 60/70g.

I then added a handful of torn pieces of Mozzarella cheese – approximately 75g or half a ball.

Finally I added a sprinkle of pitted black olives, sliced – my handful is about 30g.

Let your inner Jackson Pollock go and create your own masterpiece!

Fold the unfilled half over and twist the edges to seal. Glaze the calzone with the beaten egg and bake in a pre-heated oven 220fan/240c/Gas 9. I baked mine for 12 minutes to suit my taste. Add another couple of minutes if you prefer a darker colour.

It's time to back up my mouth – and a wacky idea – step by step photo guide is on its way.

The divine dough

I know I'm very fond of saying that recipes are only meant to be a guide and so not set in stone – here's another of my favourites – rules are meant to be broken.

My favourite style of pizza is a calzone – you know the one I mean, you cover the whole base with sauce then half the base with toppings of your choice and fold it – it always reminds me of an Italian version of a Cornish pasty – which is meant to be a huge compliment to both iconic delicacies!

The best place to start is at the beginning and the base, or more accurately, the dough. Finally I think I have found the answer … The Northern Dough Co. (click here for more info!)  gives you two individually wrapped balls of dough each giving you a 12 inch pizza whether classically flat or folded into a calzone. The dough is the best texture, not too sticky and after lightly dusting your surface with flour it does exactly what it says on the box – you can roll, push, cajole and persuade into your shape of choice. The dough comes ready frozen so check out your freezer aisle. You can defrost in your fridge and then roll out or you can microwave – whichever method suits you best.

Here are the photos so far :

The Northern Pizza Dough Co.

A divine dough ball – ta dah!

Lets talk about pizza …

… what is there to say - plenty! Everyone has their own idea of the perfect pizza and made well it's the best “fast food” whether you prefer a thin, thick or stuffed crust.

We covered Monday to Friday suppers in our “multi-tasking morning” aka making the most of your oven when cooking a Sunday roast! Before we resume with a few more ideas for your working week suppers you deserve a night off!

Saturday night should be designated “slob night” - by slob I mean lazy – feet up in front of your favourite film at the weekend, so easy, uncomplicated but tasty food is required and I don't mean reaching for your favourite takeaway that I know you have on speed dial!

Those who are kind enough to have been reading my blog for a while will know that my mission is to make your life in the kitchen easy and so am not averse to recommending, for example, using a puff pastry sheet instead of making your own. Why not, when there's a quality product available! Which brings me to pizza bases. They are available in all sorts of guises from ready cooked bases where you add your own pizza toppings – probably more suitable as a Frisbee – to packet mixes and dough mixes and then there's the ready rolled dough i.e. just like a puff pastry sheet but pizza dough in a box.

I'm on a mission, which is to find the most convenient and delicious pizza base – if you like it's a half way house for my Saturday slob, not home-made but freshly baked with a decent product. Everyone deserves a night off!

Next comes my confession – I get bored with the same old pizza toppings and, bizarrely, I have hated tomatoes all my life but will tolerate the passata style topping that is used for pizzas. My plan is to have some fun with a wacky pizza using flavours and textures I like.

What's the worst that can happen?